Tuesday, May 13, 2008

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So I watched Corky Romano with Sarah and Ivre on Saturday, and boy, I'm floored. It's really good. I mean, could they have given Chris Kattan a more perfect role?

Let me explain...So the guy from Columbo, Corky's dad, is being framed for some bullshit, and asks his dorky son, a veterinarian, to help clear his name. Corky "cons" his way into the force with the help of Zach Galifianakis, and his brother, Chris Penn, who is the brother of Sean Penn, Madonna's old husband. Upon his arrival to the force, people are skeptical, especially Greg Gulia from "The Wedding Singer", Gulia is pissed off that Corky can just waltz right into the force and overshadow him, a highly ranked and qualified agent. Nu uh, no way Jose. So Greg tries to talk to Corky in Chinese, then steals Corky's briefcase, it's so fucked up! But the more Greg fucks with Corky, the more respect Corky gets. Greg ends up being this big criminal in the end, Corky totally found this out, of course, because he is not a stupid cop, but a smart ass vet. Corky also gets high on cocaine with a German Shepherd. Corky also farts on his brother's face.

Deeper social contexts are secretly implied throughout the film, such as the underlying themes of animal liberation, feminism, and tolerance, not to mention the brutal reality of the real criminals that run free in the streets, the police. You really must see this movie, it's so fucking funny. I'm so bored at work.

2 comments:

naptime said...

great work, very funny...you should write for the mad mag.

dale said...

this is funny. you should have written corky romano.